Hundreds of people turned back at the entrance, a early skirmish boiling public. Thursday night, the room of Mutuality in Paris was crowded to welcome the Berryer conference. A prestigious exercise eloquence that pitted the Secretaries of the Conference of the Paris Bar and a “prestigious guest.” This time Arnaud Montebourg. The former Minister of Economy, but especially a lawyer by profession, was installed Thursday night at the podium immediately mocked by the crowd. “Arnaud, President!” we heard in the aisles. First whims of a long evening.
The former minister was to conduct a verbal battle on two themes for the less provocative: “Should we tell Bercy for this moment?” and “Can we rule the caviar left with the charisma of a sturgeon?” There was little that the flamboyant Montebourg the Socialist Party for having the audacity to comment on these two themes, clear references to the bestseller Valerie Trierweiler and regular criticisms of its adversaries against the lack of charisma of Francois Hollande.
In the audience, a few VIPs, Bogdanov brothers, dozens of journalists, all the bar account Presidents and economic partners. But above all, Aurélie Filippetti, former minister and companion Montebourg, sat in the front row. “People of Berryer, you have never been so many,” he told Pierre-Olivier Sur, the barrister from Paris, some 2,000 attendees. The room glows.
A sailor to accommodate Montebourg
There is always something pleasing to see the lawyers in the front rows, shiny loafers, dress and red socks – yes, red – climb on their chairs, throwing tall stories, and forget all the good manners for an evening. Without this, Berryer would no longer Berryer. Here, no one is spared. Certainly not Benoît Hamon, “the king of the rosé consumption”, nor the barrister Geneva forced “because of the economic difficulties of the Paris Bar to travel for the first time by train in second class.” The oils of the courthouse, as President of the Commercial Court of Paris, are also present. And swallow their pride under the incessant teasing.
Entered the cheers of 1,800 people Montebourg could not be more comfortable. We see the same sketch a small smile of satisfaction when Pierre-Olivier Sur, carried away by the atmosphere, launching booed the public: “Tomorrow, we will Macron and Christiane Taubira.” Alongside the former minister, young lawyers evening’s stars were of sailor, he has the symbol of Made in France. The right words are linked. Chambered his professional and political career, Montebourg lends kindhearted game. He laughed a lot with spears thrown at him, “It is attractive, it is charismatic, he lost everything, his name is Arnaud Montebourg” He lets even tease on her romance with Filippetti “Together they roam Paris, make sledding in Savoy are written poems that begin with I love you and end up forever,” the fun One of the young lawyers.
Arnaud Montebourg sometimes interrupts their projections: “I am Arnaud Montebourg, and I approve this message,” he said. Reminiscent of the Socialist primary of 2011, when the champion of de-globalization claimed to be the PS candidate at the Elysee paraphrasing at all humility Barack Obama. Bateleur born, former Minister of Productive Recovery quickly delivers his first arrows. “In my opinion, ENA is the school of arrogance, while the bar is the humility of school,” Montebourg launches immediately to a room necessarily in tune.
A life single student
Young black dresses with teeth: “Francois Hollande is president, Laurent Fabius Foreign Minister, you are a student.” Montebourg grabbed the pole to tell his new life – he learns to become an entrepreneur – at Insead. And pleasant: to integrate the training to 34 000, Insead should have contacted his former employers. “I told them that my superiors were the President of the Republic and the Prime Minister, and that I could give them their phone numbers.” The teachers were not called, and Montebourg, who did not complain quips: “. I would just like what they have said in the QCM to 95 questions about the professional capacity” . First pic Francois Hollande
Taking the anaphora of candidate Holland in 2012, lawyers bombard the former Minister of Productive Recovery “You President, Pierre Gattaz be deprived of citizenship You President! of the Republic, Audrey Pulvar will be permanently banned from the airwaves. You President Jacques Chirac will finally imprisoned! ” Arnaud Montebourg, he reserved his most violent tirade against Holland at the conclusion of its second plea: “Can we steer left caviar when you have the charisma of a sturgeon?” He explains that he looked in Wikipedia the definition of “sturgeon”, “fish returning currents” and that made in 2007, “the subject of a restoration plan.” Before you give Klitschko: “Sturgeons, it does not wear fur hat!”, Referring to the photo of Francois Hollande dressed in Kazakh traditional dress. A little easier …
Montebourg does not like pensions or pensioners
But it is especially to defend Macron law on regulated professions that Arnaud Montebourg puts his presence in profit. Or rather to defend its original version, the bill, who aspired to tackle everything at once notaries, lawyers, auctioneers, but also highways, driving schools, dentists and other ophthalmologists and not only to regulated professions of law, as in the ersatz Macron. Montebourg did not like the “rents” or annuitants, he has not changed his mind and wants to prove he was right.
“A young must pass his license lead, and there he falls into the monopoly of driving schools! (…) After that it should go to the dentist and there, for removal of a prosthesis, it must pass through its monopoly, which is the only to sell dentures! He buys, sells them, you do not know the price, it is his privilege! Same for the optometrist, you go through this monopoly, “lists the Montebourg tribune. Which does not spare his audience of lawyers, “If the French have a difficult divorce, things start to get complicated, because not only must a lawyer representing you, but if your spouse more live in the city next door, you have a second lawyer. He will not defend you, but you represent, so you have to pay two lawyers instead of an “attack Montebourg. Describing here the principle of “postulation” which Emmanuel Macron would come back. This is “two lawyers at the price of two!” he added.
And it even worse when the bailiff comes in. To “liquidate a divorce”, “we must seek from beginning to end. We already paid for lawyers, bailiffs, and all that ends at the notary!” That lawyers can rest assured they find favor in the eyes of Montebourg prosecutor. They, at least, “have a taste for competition! (They) earn ten times less than the commercial clerks, who have a monopoly absolutely insane, four times less than the ushers and twice less than notaries.” He had to brush it – a little – the room in the direction of hair
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